So growing up around my family I have had my share of observing crazies!!! However, DC is chuck full of them and they crack me up! That is my favorite part about this place I could watch them all day!! And mom stop right where your at, NO I DON'T GO UP AND TALK TO THEM OR GET TO CLOSE- AND I KNOW I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL I AM NOT IN AURORA! So with that said here are a few of my
favorite moments
courtsey of the crazies.
* Second day here me and the
fam walking down to the Smithsonian. We stop at a vendor owned by a small Asian man to get a refreshing drink of water. A very old African American homeless man sneaks up behind me and grabs a water and shoves it in his bag! Very sneaky or
at least he thought so. The vendor see him and starts yelling at him -nobody can understand anything that is coming out of his mouth. The very old man then starts screaming bad words at him and walks off with the unpaid water! The funniness in this comes from the two people who were fighting - a very skinny Asian and a old as the hills
homeless man! Nether could hurt a fly both thought they were going to kick some ass!!
* On Wednesday Porter and I are walking home from a afternoon out! All of the sudden behind me I hear BEEP, BEEP, HONK, HONK--being yelled very loudly. So I get out of the way and see a man who looks like
Mckfoley the wrestler! All dressed in black with a crazy hat on he is just singing to himself and loving life. Then he looks at
Pdiddy and as he walks away yells " Hey there little dude, Jesus loves the children!" " Yea everyone Jesus loves the children!" Porter loved him and what he had to say.
* Man on the metro keeps yelling every two seconds " I am a Wild Child, God Bless Ya!"
* I saved the best for last! Yesterday we were walking home from the grocery store. When this man started yelling, " Have you ever seen an angel walk?" He just kept talking like somebody was right next to him! Then he walks up to this other
homeless man and starts to take the change out of his cup! He said, " Come here let me see that." Sticks his hand right in the cup for some money! The other homeless man has a big problem with this and they proceed to get in a fight!